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funny math+other logical things in my head thursday 01.13.2005

it has been brought to my attention that my writing is very confusing. you may already know the reasons but allow me to make it official:

        1. i am not a good writer.
        2. i have a short attention span.
        3. you lack the ability to read my mind (because in my head,
            everything makes perfect sense).

i recognized the danger of blogging since day one. i forced myself to write stream of consciousness style for the sake of content. i didn't care about being incoherent, off tangent, or offensive. all because i was under extreme pressure of my webmaster, who seriously threatened me:

        "i'll create a blog for you, but you'd better be blogging everyday!"

so i learned to write, as they say, with a shovel. here i am today, totally blind to the fact that schmeebot is plagued with b.s. i thought that if i threw in a jpeg or two, you'd never notice the crappy writing.

as a resolution, i have added two items to my 2005 to do list:

        1. give you psychic mind reading power.
        2. stop writing.

here is where i throw in a jpeg.



nicholas's cable


that's the beanie sampler for the aran along. i used us7 needles and casted on 100 stitches for this beanie. that's 90 for the standard template plus 10 for the numerous cables.

i've been wearing it so it is nice and blocked. last night i decided to do a little gauge experiment. i know that cables take up more stitches than plain knitting, but i wanted to know exactly how many for this pattern.

so i measured the beanie; it is 9" wide lying flat. 50 divided by 9 is 5.55. i picked up the same needles and yarn and knitted a stockinette swatch. i got 21 stitches over 4 inches, or 5.25.

conclusion? 5.7% more stitches.

now you know the sort of hocus pocus knitting i do. i expected a 11% difference (10 divided by 90) but the experiment proved otherwise. hey, how about more jpegs?



supplemental cables



not that you can see much but that's the crown decreasing


have a great weekend, everyone! don't forget the aran knit along.

comments: 8


 » from holly 01.14.2005
hmm.. i don't find your writing confusing... maybe this means i speak 'confused'. add that to my language list! whoohoo!

 » from Donny 01.14.2005
Wow - that looks great! Did you do it on a circular needle - or flat.... oh I guess not flat - I know how much you hate sewing.... i think Im going to make a beenie out of that other green handainted yarn Ive got this weekend. maybe an aran sampler too.

 » from mariko 01.14.2005
I don' t think your writing is confusing! Well, maybe sometimes, like what do you mean by "funny math+other logical things in my head"? I guess I just accept these things, since I know for a fact that you are a weirdo! Ha ha!

 » from Tracy 01.14.2005
The whole reason I read your blog is BECAUSE of the way you write! You make me laugh! You inspire me to put a lot more thought into my posts, so that people enjoy what there is to read. :)

 » from g 01.16.2005
i dont find your writing confusing either. but i think it is because i CAN read your mind. mwhahaha.

 » from chauntela 01.17.2005
purty. purty. purty....can't wait until i finish the projects i have forced myself to finish before the official start date of feb1. btw your writing makes me happy, it lets me have a peek into how you really think...dangerous!

 » from Cindy 01.19.2005
I am glad you blog and like how you write things. Keep it coming.

 » from Lily 01.24.2005
I am currently on a work trip to El Salvador but thought I would comment that as I mentioned before I think your site is GREAT! Always funny and informative. I'm trying to teach myself to crochet and figure out the garter stitch grafting to get moving on the beanie. Hope I can have a FO soon!


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