in effort to provide you with some information about the person(s) behind this website, here are answers to questions you may or may not be asking:
a: schmee is my honorary name given by my friend julia, one of whose beloved cats is known as schmoo. schmee because it rhymes with thuy. bot is in honor of my webmaster, who likes to add bot after a lot of words.
a: my webmaster has a cat named spooky. see answer to the previous question. voila, spookybot!
q: are you a cat?
a: no. i look like the crazy person in picture above except with less hair.
q: do you have a cat?
a: unfortunately, no.
q: why don't you use caps?
a: i use lowercase in protest to my job which requires me to write in ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME. so, unless there are points to be made or quotes to be had, it'll be all lowercase.
q: who designed your website?
a: the layout, graphics, colors, etc is all me. the blog script and anything remotely pertains to programming, it's all my webmaster. he's a genius.
q: why are your comment page and your archive page so messy looking?
a: because my webmaster is busy planning a trip to france and is neglecting the cosmetics of the lesser pages. i hope to get these pages in better shape one day, especially the archives.
i'm sure there will be more questions to come. in the mean time, if you have some, please leave me a comment. thanks!